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It's that time of year!!  And we are honored to be a part of it!  Please vote for The Split Squad's "Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before".  You can vote once per day, but other than that, do it again and again.  Just like in Florida!  But there's no Electoral College to screw it up!  Show us your love, peoples!!!

updated: 7 months ago

Here Comes The Split Squad!

Welcome to The Split Squad's home on the inter-webs.  We are told this will make us rich, and that it's better than a record deal. Since we are old and easily confused by technology that doesn't involve magnetic tape, we believe this. But then again, we also believed that record deals would make us rich.  So I guess our confusion has nothing to do with magnetic tape. It is a corollary, and not a causal relationship.  But I digress.  I do that because I am a musician and cannot stay focused on anything for more than 2 minutes and 56 seconds. Hey look...a squirrel.....

updated: 5 years ago